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{"slip": { "id": 194, "advice": "Don't always rely on your comforts."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 86, "advice": "Never write in an email to someone, something which you wouldn't say to that person's face."}}

{"slip": { "id": 60, "advice": "Fail. Fail again. Fail better."}}

{"slip": { "id": 70, "advice": "Don't try and bump start a motorcycle on an icy road."}}

{"fact":"A cat called Dusty has the known record for the most kittens. She had more than 420 kittens in her lifetime.","length":108}

{"fact":"Unlike other cats, lions have a tuft of hair at the end of their tails.","length":71}

{"fact":"Cats are subject to gum disease and to dental caries. They should have their teeth cleaned by the vet or the cat dentist once a year.","length":133}

{"slip": { "id": 14, "advice": "Life is better when you sing about bananas."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 168, "advice": "Do a bit more for your friends."}}

{"slip": { "id": 153, "advice": "Try using an old idea."}}

{"slip": { "id": 46, "advice": "Try going commando to an important meeting, NB: don't wear a skirt."}}

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