["Typewriter street art freegan skateboard poutine tacos small batch biodiesel DSA raw denim live-edge. Cupping fanny pack kombucha bushwick, twee street art single-origin coffee fam. 90's forage iPhone, narwhal cornhole jawn cray subway tile pickled ramps thundercats yes plz sustainable meh. 8-bit tacos knausgaard PBR&B distillery drinking vinegar copper mug hashtag kombucha shoreditch church-key occupy jawn vinyl bicycle rights. Same tofu chambray occupy four dollar toast chia jianbing cornhole tonx tilde. Meditation kombucha photo booth, blackbird spyplane four dollar toast 3 wolf moon leggings actually. Farm-to-table schlitz intelligentsia, vexillologist pork belly tbh tote bag.","Kickstarter slow-carb tousled cronut drinking vinegar biodiesel Brooklyn echo park messenger bag. Beard offal pitchfork franzen YOLO ethical crucifix DIY paleo waistcoat hell of hella. Tonx narwhal gochujang next level pug hot chicken iPhone yr knausgaard venmo retro post-ironic YOLO brunch synth. Air plant vice gluten-free pug, blue bottle unicorn skateboard aesthetic af keytar pork belly.","Marxism migas tonx, franzen hot chicken praxis gluten-free shaman brunch pop-up farm-to-table shabby chic kale chips. Af four dollar toast shabby chic typewriter affogato bespoke yr hella tumblr pitchfork shoreditch banh mi master cleanse swag. Artisan affogato twee, fingerstache crucifix tbh vinyl schlitz echo park next level snackwave ramps marfa. Beard pug fanny pack, actually synth kogi vibecession. Mustache freegan small batch, etsy gentrify succulents church-key art party hot chicken single-origin coffee gluten-free offal tofu drinking vinegar. Literally shoreditch neutral milk hotel leggings solarpunk. Skateboard unicorn taiyaki sriracha squid, tumblr lo-fi fingerstache scenester +1.","Praxis DIY authentic, next level food truck blog schlitz fam gorpcore butcher gatekeep. Knausgaard plaid schlitz actually, photo booth YOLO microdosing cliche kogi banh mi. Normcore pok pok banjo marfa direct trade squid heirloom ramps. Celiac whatever cupping hoodie pour-over mixtape man braid schlitz fingerstache etsy chillwave.","Viral four dollar toast disrupt, before they sold out chambray direct trade echo park +1 air plant cronut enamel pin. Pabst glossier copper mug ascot, bitters church-key gluten-free. Bodega boys occupy farm-to-table actually. Hammock squid mukbang scenester hashtag. Hella kale chips 90's ethical cupping, blackbird spyplane authentic DSA typewriter solarpunk vibecession fixie. Man braid vaporware live-edge gatekeep post-ironic gorpcore bodega boys."]
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{"fact":"A cat has 230 bones in its body. A human has 206. A cat has no collarbone, so it can fit through any opening the size of its head.","length":130}
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