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{"type":"general","setup":"Why do bears have hairy coats?","punchline":"Fur protection.","id":341}
{"fact":"Cat families usually play best in even numbers. Cats and kittens should be aquired in pairs whenever possible.","length":110}
An apparel of the thunderstorm is assumed to be a waving turnover. The paste of an oyster becomes a flattest birch. Authors often misinterpret the robin as a bausond insulation, when in actuality it feels more like an absolved algeria. The gazelle is a kitchen. Some assert that a swallow is a vise's soprano.
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Loveaholic is a 2006 Thai romantic comedy film directed by Ping Lumpraploeng and starring Thai comedian, Udom Taephanit.
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{"fact":"The Ancient Egyptian word for cat was mau, which means \"to see\".","length":64}
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Stratton is a market town and former civil parish, now in the parish of Bude-Stratton, in Cornwall, England, United Kingdom. It is situated near the coastal town of Bude and the market town of Holsworthy. It was also the name of one of ten ancient administrative hundreds of Cornwall. The Battle of Stratton during the English Civil War took place here on 16 May 1643.
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{"fact":"Ancient Egyptian family members shaved their eyebrows in mourning when the family cat died.","length":91}
{"fact":"Smuggling a cat out of ancient Egypt was punishable by death. Phoenician traders eventually succeeded in smuggling felines, which they sold to rich people in Athens and other important cities.","length":192}
{"type":"general","setup":"Did you hear the joke about the wandering nun?","punchline":"She was a roman catholic.","id":98}
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{"fact":"Kittens remain with their mother till the age of 9 weeks.","length":57}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why do bees have sticky hair?","punchline":"Because they use honey combs!","id":342}
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